do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
i guess this trip was really
the cream of the crop
Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?
i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself
i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate
i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off
its over
our fates are sea eeled
these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella
THERES MORAY THESE COMING
you’re doing this shit on porpise
are you shore about that accuseation
i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with
YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́
me throwing a dead mouse at my mom
i had anthro homework i forgot to do wow
and business and geography
fuck
yeah
GOD UCK WHY DOGG
so, uh. something also happened today.
I got a boyfriend. jgdklghds
goshgoshgosH okay so like, the story is really weird but gOSH WOW OKAY
putting it under the cut because there’s a bit to tell omg
sassy-lesbian-tipsygnostalgic:
has no one posted this yet???
[S] Discord
AHHHHHHHHHH <3333
-SCREAMS-
MORE PLEASE
SCREAMS
DIES
OLLIES OUT INTO THE SUN
SO THE DAVE JUST LINKED THIS?? I AM DYING
[06:05] TG: its almost vile how 1950s picture perfect your house is
[06:05] TG: unnatural
[06:06] TG: you probably have like some lame photo of your grandparents over the fireplace
[06:06] TG: hold on
[06:06] TG: i think i hit inspiration
[06:06] EB: just of my nanna.
[06:06] EB: and alright.
[06:07] TG: perfect ok i can work with that
[06:07] EB: what?
[06:09] TG: hold on
[06:09] TG: i got this
[06:09] TG: a new page
[06:09] EB: oh no.
[06:09] TG: and ill even give you honors of seeing it first
[06:10] TG: oh yes
[06:10] TG: hell yess
[06:10] TG: http://i.imgur.com/Hc9bj.jpg
[06:10] TG: hell fucking YES
[06:10] EB: i’m currently speechless right now.
Why does this make me laugh?
.. oh my god
no
no no n ono
oh my gfod
n o
no..
fuzzycerts |zebablah | vandesin:
Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It
the sad part is that this is real
the *best part is that this is real
i… fuck
