HE WAS LIKE “TONY… TONY… WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”
so i told him it’s jennifer so now he keeps going “jennifer„ jennifer… jennifer… jennifer” as he walks around upstairs
omg

fuzzycerts |zebablah | vandesin:
Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It
the sad part is that this is real
the *best part is that this is real
i… fuck

stole this from Grace and Gee. whoop whoop.
~~
Your name and username.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End the audio post by saying any THREE words you want.