I THINK HE WAS CALLING ME TONY

HE WAS LIKE “TONY… TONY… WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”

so i told him it’s jennifer so now he keeps going “jennifer„ jennifer… jennifer… jennifer” as he walks around upstairs

omg

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cocobutthead:

just watch iomfg

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#OMG  #WHAT  #FJKDS  

heiressofhope:

<33


jENN

I LOVE YOU RITZ

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April 07, 2012 at 3:08pm 1 month ago with 3 notes
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#wHAT  #submission  
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March 31, 2012 at 9:05pm 1 month ago with 447 notes
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#OMFG  #WHAT  
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#what  

striderbutt:

canaduck:

angrylesbianmom:

i”M GOING TO FVOMIT

literally me

i spit chocolate all over the screen

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March 19, 2012 at 2:15pm 2 months ago with 1,802 notes hi-res
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#whAT  

OMFG

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#what  

usedtampon:

*Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion

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February 24, 2012 at 7:07pm 3 months ago with 235 notes hi-res
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#what  
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saga-kun:

The Medic Droid - Fer Sure 

aaooohhhhh

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February 19, 2012 at 10:14pm 3 months ago with 111 notes
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remyhadleys:

fuzzycerts |zebablah | vandesin:

Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It

the sad part is that this is real

the *best part is that this is real

i… fuck

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#oh...  #fuck  #i  #fuck  #oh  #what  #fuck  

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December 04, 2011 at 11:34pm 5 months ago with 17,143 notes
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stole this from Grace and Gee. whoop whoop.

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Your name and username. 

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? 

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 

What do you call gym shoes? 

What do you call your grandparents? 

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it. 

Do you think you have an accent? 

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?


End the audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

November 30, 2011 at 10:45am 5 months ago with 3 notes